things I can't stand

the sound of butt-licking, non-stop, until I shout, "karma! Stop it!"

the bed shaking from leg-gnawing, non-stop, until I shout, groggily, "Kai! Stop it!"

walking through the lakes and tributaries around the water dish, in bare feet.

walking through the lakes and tributaries around the water dish, in socked feet... even worse.

typing half of the word "tributaries" into dictionary.com, to make sure I'm spelling it right, before it's done loading, then having it erase what I've typed when it's done loading, so it just says "taries" when i press return.

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[lisa]

TOTALLY.

wet socks. ugh.